I Should Really Blog More Often

Yep, its really as simple as the title says... I really should blog more often. But let me get more to the point of this blog, after a truely weird, confusing, painful and funny conversation with wade and some more bunch of other peeps, we got on to the topic of sex, yes i know, but it's not what you think and it went in the complete and utter wrong direction... Wade's House + Graham + Becky = Ouch (to put it plain and simple) they know what happened. This did creep me out a lot, i mean ok it's rare and all but 2 of the 4 lads in B.Pow have a Penile fracture?! WHAT THE HELL!
Just wikipedia or google it, lads... its hard reading about it, as i'm gunna say no more about it. Now that it's over and done with i'm gunna get on to the last day of school for me =] After loads and loads of plans, including some involving dead fish & underwear, its going to be so much more cooler than anyone will ever imagine and hopefully if it all goes well google earth can see it ;] I'm forbidden to say much more but if you don't follow the code be prepared for hell, golden syrup, feathers, water, shaving foam and other putrid substances will follow.

I know this blog has been very disfragmented but oh well, i promise you'll love this part. Sunday 17th May was the best day ever for me, i went to Wembley to see Torquay United dominate Cambridge United and win 2 - 0 with 2 fantasic goals and a Cambridge player sent off too and get promoted to the Coca Cola Football League 2 (COME ON YOU GULLS!!!), i saw one of my dad's mate who is probably one of the world's funniest blokes you'll ever meet and get talking on a train journey back home to a variety of people and to people who i haven't heard from in a while, who i hope to see very soon. And i know not many people read this but hopefully McGreal can set up an end of summer party and leaving to uni party involving partying, booze, sleeping over, human conckers, sumo suits, knocking people of inflated stands with poles and loads of friends so hopefully everyone (yes including me if i stay over will get stupidly drunk =])

Now for your Favourite part... but it's been demoted to weekly for complaints by an annoying person who can't take the fact that illuminating door handles, which look strangly like lightsabers are cooler than the cool face...


Lesser Known Object Of The Week - The Coke lid
This wasn't exactly inspired by me, actually by Duffield as we both don't think it gets enough praise, as it lets you actually drink the drink when you pull the ring pull, otherwise the ring pull is very pointless, plus it prevents splash back when you are drinking unless you're an Idiot with the I.Q of a Spade... then you truely are a retard if you have suffered from Coke splash back.


Rating - 4/10
Coolness - 5/100

Yes it is a good idea but honestly truely pointless as 500 ml bottles are around, plus you have to be a retard to not make it work properly. Not very cool neither as no one has actually bothered to make this part look really funky like the door handles, or paint it black to trick people. Sorry but the cool face wins in every rating possible, even those not mentioned.


Also whilst searching the internet for decent pictures of a coke can, i got bored and decided to censor a picture of the Milky Bar Kid becuase its just so creepy and i couldn't be asked to make it look perfect. Have a look:






Illuminating Door Handles? NO WAY!!!

Well, yesterday was the first day of my new job at Clennon Valley, the official title being 'Recreation Assistant' and its alright lifeguarding, setting up equipment, cleaning etc plus the other people who work there are also pretty cool. My hours are casual, meaning that i can work pretty much when i want and i'm not stuck doing a certain amount of hours per week, and with uni coming up soon, i'll try to work a fair few hours so i can start saving up and having a lairy time. Also great news Quaywest is going to open and i have a good feeling that i'm a shoe-in for a lifeguarding job there, so more lairy times await in summer XD



Ok now its part of the day at which i've stolen loads of ideas from other peoples blog and create a new thing and give it more appreciation and reviewing, yes that's right its the...



Lesser Known Object Of The Day



Today's object: - Illuminating Door Handles



We all know how important door handles are to us, they let us into places we can't necessarily reach, for example, how can you get into a room where you need to pull the door towards you, answer you can't unless you have a door handle! Two problems with them is that they are usually plain and boring and are either a pretend gold or pretend silver, plus you can't see them in the dark... Problem solved, have a look at this:


Now then how cool are they? They solve both problems and make a house look way more fun, cool and attractive (in a non sexual way of course). Personally cooler than aglets as they can't be illuminative and serve a equal purpose in life. Again going against everything Ricky 'A-huh-huh' Moysey says i'm saying these are cooler than the cool face again.


Rating 10/10
Coolness 100/100

By the way I can't wait to go to Kary's party, it's gunna be sweet =]

It Felt So Empty Without Me...

Right then, where do i start? After many weeks of deliberation i have decided to continue my blog. many of you would be thinking, why did you stop? Honestly, i did have the time with exams coming up and try to get everything sorted such as revision, driving theory test, jobs etc. But nevertheless i'm back and better than ever.



Lesser Known Thing of the Day: AGLETS


What are they? Are they really more cooler than the cool face? Why yes, yes they are. Aglets are the plastic or metal sheath at the end of your shoelaces which all together make shoe tying and treading shoelaces a lot more easier than without them, and with my shoes not having them, i am suffering a lot without them. So a big shout out to the dude or dudette who invented them for making life easier.

RATING - 10/10

Laters... Woodshack

p.s. Unlucky but Congrats on the paintball Karys =] It's sooo much fun =]