Yep, its really as simple as the title says... I really should blog more often. But let me get more to the point of this blog, after a truely weird, confusing, painful and funny conversation with wade and some more bunch of other peeps, we got on to the topic of sex, yes i know, but it's not what you think and it went in the complete and utter wrong direction... Wade's House + Graham + Becky = Ouch (to put it plain and simple) they know what happened. This did creep me out a lot, i mean ok it's rare and all but 2 of the 4 lads in B.Pow have a Penile fracture?! WHAT THE HELL!
Just wikipedia or google it, lads... its hard reading about it, as i'm gunna say no more about it. Now that it's over and done with i'm gunna get on to the last day of school for me =] After loads and loads of plans, including some involving dead fish & underwear, its going to be so much more cooler than anyone will ever imagine and hopefully if it all goes well google earth can see it ;] I'm forbidden to say much more but if you don't follow the code be prepared for hell, golden syrup, feathers, water, shaving foam and other putrid substances will follow.
I know this blog has been very disfragmented but oh well, i promise you'll love this part. Sunday 17th May was the best day ever for me, i went to Wembley to see Torquay United dominate Cambridge United and win 2 - 0 with 2 fantasic goals and a Cambridge player sent off too and get promoted to the Coca Cola Football League 2 (COME ON YOU GULLS!!!), i saw one of my dad's mate who is probably one of the world's funniest blokes you'll ever meet and get talking on a train journey back home to a variety of people and to people who i haven't heard from in a while, who i hope to see very soon. And i know not many people read this but hopefully McGreal can set up an end of summer party and leaving to uni party involving partying, booze, sleeping over, human conckers, sumo suits, knocking people of inflated stands with poles and loads of friends so hopefully everyone (yes including me if i stay over will get stupidly drunk =])
Now for your Favourite part... but it's been demoted to weekly for complaints by an annoying person who can't take the fact that illuminating door handles, which look strangly like lightsabers are cooler than the cool face...
Lesser Known Object Of The Week - The Coke lid
This wasn't exactly inspired by me, 
actually by Duffield as we both don't think it gets enough praise, as it lets you actually drink the drink when you pull the ring pull, otherwise the ring pull is very pointless, plus it prevents splash back when you are drinking unless you're an Idiot with the I.Q of a Spade... then you truely are a retard if you have suffered from Coke splash back.
actually by Duffield as we both don't think it gets enough praise, as it lets you actually drink the drink when you pull the ring pull, otherwise the ring pull is very pointless, plus it prevents splash back when you are drinking unless you're an Idiot with the I.Q of a Spade... then you truely are a retard if you have suffered from Coke splash back.Rating - 4/10
Coolness - 5/100
Yes it is a good idea but honestly truely pointless as 500 ml bottles are around, plus you have to be a retard to not make it work properly. Not very cool neither as no one has actually bothered to make this part look really funky like the door handles, or paint it black to trick people. Sorry but the cool face wins in every rating possible, even those not mentioned.
Also whilst searching the internet for decent pictures of a coke can, i got bored and decided to censor a picture of the Milky Bar Kid becuase its just so creepy and i couldn't be asked to make it look perfect. Have a look:
Cool face + milky bat kid + bad photoshop = LAME
whay to go rickly can't even spell bar, all though the milky bat kid would be cool, kinda like bat man, but as a very very pale child.
ok tom wood that's just lame
Tom you do realise that "the metal part of a coke lid" is fairly vague as a coke can is entirely metal