The Woodshack

Sup Guys,


Just an example of how big the waves where, this was taken out to sea at roughly 400 m out to sea where we can't touch the floor, it was roughly twice the size of me at least =)

Speaking of lifeguarding, i'm off to Nottingham today/tomorrow early morning, we leave Plymouth at midnight, which should be an epic competition as we are dressing up as Toy Story, and guess who'sgoing as Woody =P? Also 10th February is coming up and i need sponsorship from people as i'm getting waxed, from the neck downward, plus i'll be wearing speedos so it's worth seeing too =)

I'm excited today, not just because of the lifesaving competition, but also becuase i'm going to The Golden Lion tonight to see Karys (http://whoisgrumblebeard.blogspot.com/) perform a multitude of songs as well as other bands, but i'm excited to see Karys play as i have that gut feeling that it'll be good, i can't stay for the whole night, and i can't drink as i need to drive to the station, to get to Plymouth, plus it'll be out of my system soon after and holding urine on a minibus ain't a good thing, especially whn your mates like to play laybys. This is where peope shout out a number and the highest one wins, plus it also means how many laybys you have to pass before you can stop at a service station for food or to do the business =/

Hopefully i'll see you lot at The Golden Lion tonight =)

Woodshackalack out

It may only be 16days into the new decade but things are already really fucking weird... just look at this story from the Daily Telegraph!!!!










Right then, more news. 10th February isn't going to be my best day, if anything it's going to be painful as i'm getting waxed. Yes you did hear right i'm getting everything, aparrt from my groin area and face waxed, so the plymouth uni lifesaving club can stay alive. I need to raise at least £20 and hopefully some of you lot will donate money as i'm going to be in pain and i'm sure it's worth at least £1 to see me in pain and with very little hair =( But on some more good news, after having multiple gym sessions with graham i'm still losing weight and building muscle which i'm pumped about, so now i'm roughly 12 st 5-7lbs =) i plan to lose about another 9-11 lbs so i'll be 11st something. Plus congrats to Duffield for being lead singer in the Pigeons and for graham to fucking up his fingers so he can't play call of duty, maybe now i can finally be a higher level than you =P i'm already kciking your ass in accuracy and kill to death ratio and i'm getting close to having more kills tan you, so watch out and be afraid.... be very afraid!!!

Tom Woodshackalackalackalackaboom

Has hell frozen over as last week as there is actually some snow in Torbay?! With all the pictures of snowmen i'm starting to wish i made one, but no i had to cooped inside doing a water quality report in Somerset... oh how fun it is to write a 1500 word report about water... which i still haven't finished and i should really be doing now, but tbh i'm in my 1st year which doesn't count to my degree at the end of the year and it is due on friday so i have plenty of time =)

Hello and Happy New Year To All Whom Still Read This Blog =P

(F.Y.I) Music Currently Listening Too - "Kalimba" By Mr Scruff



Just putting it out there, is anyone up for a reunion whilst at uni in a halfway place? Bath maybe? Because i'm up for having an ace time with everyone who's up for it =)
Laters

Tom "Woodshack" Wood

Quote of the week - "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Yep, its really as simple as the title says... I really should blog more often. But let me get more to the point of this blog, after a truely weird, confusing, painful and funny conversation with wade and some more bunch of other peeps, we got on to the topic of sex, yes i know, but it's not what you think and it went in the complete and utter wrong direction... Wade's House + Graham + Becky = Ouch (to put it plain and simple) they know what happened. This did creep me out a lot, i mean ok it's rare and all but 2 of the 4 lads in B.Pow have a Penile fracture?! WHAT THE HELL!

Well, yesterday was the first day of my new job at Clennon Valley, the official title being 'Recreation Assistant' and its alright lifeguarding, setting up equipment, cleaning etc plus the other people who work there are also pretty cool. My hours are casual, meaning that i can work pretty much when i want and i'm not stuck doing a certain amount of hours per week, and with uni coming up soon, i'll try to work a fair few hours so i can start saving up and having a lairy time. Also great news Quaywest is going to open and i have a good feeling that i'm a shoe-in for a lifeguarding job there, so more lairy times await in summer XD



Ok now its part of the day at which i've stolen loads of ideas from other peoples blog and create a new thing and give it more appreciation and reviewing, yes that's right its the...



Lesser Known Object Of The Day



Today's object: - Illuminating Door Handles



We all know how important door handles are to us, they let us into places we can't necessarily reach, for example, how can you get into a room where you need to pull the door towards you, answer you can't unless you have a door handle! Two problems with them is that they are usually plain and boring and are either a pretend gold or pretend silver, plus you can't see them in the dark... Problem solved, have a look at this:


Now then how cool are they? They solve both problems and make a house look way more fun, cool and attractive (in a non sexual way of course). Personally cooler than aglets as they can't be illuminative and serve a equal purpose in life. Again going against everything Ricky 'A-huh-huh' Moysey says i'm saying these are cooler than the cool face again.


Rating 10/10
Coolness 100/100

By the way I can't wait to go to Kary's party, it's gunna be sweet =]

Right then, where do i start? After many weeks of deliberation i have decided to continue my blog. many of you would be thinking, why did you stop? Honestly, i did have the time with exams coming up and try to get everything sorted such as revision, driving theory test, jobs etc. But nevertheless i'm back and better than ever.



Lesser Known Thing of the Day: AGLETS


What are they? Are they really more cooler than the cool face? Why yes, yes they are. Aglets are the plastic or metal sheath at the end of your shoelaces which all together make shoe tying and treading shoelaces a lot more easier than without them, and with my shoes not having them, i am suffering a lot without them. So a big shout out to the dude or dudette who invented them for making life easier.

RATING - 10/10

Laters... Woodshack

p.s. Unlucky but Congrats on the paintball Karys =] It's sooo much fun =]